Monday, September 25, 2006

This is quality research!

Recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex:

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Catholic Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little from time-to-time, but not enough to live on

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Weekend update

Last Tues. was stepmom's B-day. She wanted to take a ride on the Catawba Queen to celebrate. The Catawba Queen is a Riverboat that will take you on a 2 hour tour along Lake Norman. We decided to do the lunch cruise and to change things up a bit we invited all the hubbies to join us. It was a fun little trip. While we cruised around admiring all the lovely homes, they served lunch and gave a brief history of the area. It was interesting and a fun way to spend the afternoon. Several people in our party thought about coming back for the Luau Cruise. It looked to be a fun night! SB suggested they build a hotel nearby so people who "enjoyed the party" a little too much could just crash there instead of trying to drive home. Only he would think that was needed! *G*

After leaving the men to find their own way home, stepmom, SIL and I went to the Scrapbook store. There was so much new stuff I still don't know if I saw it all! I love looking at all the new paper, embellishments and stuff. And let's face it I love buying all of it. The only problem comes when I have so much stuff at home that by the time I get around to using it, it's already out of style! *G* I am going to set a goal to not buy anything else until I have used at least 10 different things from my stash! Wish me luck!

After shopping, we came home and decided to go out to dinner....guess we just didn't spend enough money that day! We went to Texas Roadhouse and although it was good and the company was fun, I was so ready to come home and just chill out.

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Today was a normal Sunday meaning that I was up at 7:30 to get ready for church. Afterwards we went to lunch...again! Wonder where all my Cruise savings are going? Anyway, I am home now catching up on emails and such and listening to the Carolina Panthers game. Bless 'em! I hope they finally win one today! SB has gone to softball practice...which the team DESPERATELY needs! They are currently 0-4. But they all say they are having fun so I guess that is the most important thing. I am just glad SB is enjoying himself. He is still in a fairly good mood so anything that encourages that is great for me! *L*

Hope you all have a great week.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Too much..

There has been too much going on this week to complain about....more Dr.'s....more infection.....almost lost my dog.....you get the idea.

But to take my mind off all that my friend sent me this....I only missed 2...tell me how well you do!


This intelligence test will blow your mind. It really does give a good indication of your intellect. So if you are afraid of knowing the truth, do not try it.

Click here to start the intelligence test

Saturday, September 16, 2006

30 Things....

Subject Survey time!

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was your first thought? Did I really go outside looking like this?

2. When is the next time you will have sex? Probably when the infection heals up! *G*

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DUCK"? luck

4. Favorite planet? Seeing as that this is the only one I've been too, I'll vote for Earth

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile? that would require finding my phone...but I would say my Dad

6. What is your favorite ring on your phone? Well the only one I have is "Hello Moto!"

7. What shirt are you wearing? Navy blue T-shirt

8. What were you doing 20 minutes ago? Watching "Inside the Towers"

9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing? New Balance

10. Bright or Dark Room? bright

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey? Well I am the one taking the survery so I guess she's alright! *L*

12. If you're in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on? the one without the dog in it!

13. What were you doing at midnight last night? Getting ready for bed!

14. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say? I don't text msg.

15. How do you like your eggs? scrambled

16. What's a word/phrase that you say a lot? Have fun!

17.Who told you he/she loved you last? Sugarbritches

18. Last furry thing you touched? My dog

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days? prescription - 3...street drugs - none!

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?I have a bowl of old film that needs to be developed....it's truly sad!

21. Favorite age you have been so far? 17 - had great friends and was getting ready to graduate HS!

22. Your worst enemy? weight!

23. What is your current desktop picture? Work computer - Beach Scene Home Computer - Moon

24. What was the last thing you said to someone? I told the dog to get out of the way....does that count?

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly which one would you pick?million for sure. A million bucks, I could then afford to fly!

26. Do you like someone? I like a lot of someones! *G*.

27The last song you listened to? "Sweet Home Alabama"

28. If the last person you spoke to was getting shot at, what would you do? Push her down

29. If you could punch 1 person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be? Not usually the violent sort but if I HAD to punch someone....well I'll give you 3 guesses *G*

30. What is the closest object to your left foot? the shoe I just kicked off!

Now it's your turn! Answer all the questions in the comments section or post a link to your blog and I'll check them out there!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Flight 93

I just watched Dateline's 9-11 special concerning those brave men and women from Flight 93. It still moves me to hear the stories of those "ordinary" people who knew they were going to die but refused to be a part of causing other innocent lives to be lost. God Bless them and their families.

I remember my dad calling me that morning to ask if I had heard that a plane had flown into the WTC. He said that he didn't think it was an accident and I just couldn't believe it. I told him that no way would someone intentionally do that! I quickly turned the TV to one of the local stations and watched as the second plane flew into the building. I sat by the TV all day and night and just could not believe what I was seeing. Those poor people who made the decision to jump....how awful it must have been to think that was a better option. I watched the documentary again last night about the Firemen who were first on the scene. In the video you can hear the bodies crashing to the ground. How those men stayed focused on their job is beyond me. Of course, I heard several other stories of men and women who helped others out the buildings and on the streets and it makes me wonder if I would have had the wherewithal and strength to do that.

In 2003 I went to NY with my family and we went to Ground Zero. I have pictures of the names of those who died and the buildings surrounding the site. I also have pictures of the sphere that was moved to Battery Park as a memorial. I still have not put those pics in my scrapbook. I feel like I am no where near talented enough to do them justice. We saw the small church across the street where so many rescue workers went for rest and prayer and it was so small. That is what has stuck with my stepmom and I.....just how small the hole was. I mean it was huge but not what I would have thought it would be...7 buildings in such a tight area. So many people lost. Which reminds me of all the stories of those people who were running late, or whatever else kept them from being in the towers at a time they normally would have been. As hard as it is to understand it just proves to me that God knew who was going to be there and even though it was a tragedy it was still in His plan. I don't pretend to understand why some things happen like this but I do pray that I remember who ultimately is in control.

Monday, September 11, 2006

Ahhhh.. Nice

What a lovely weekend. Nothing overly exciting but it was just nice spending some quality time w/ sugarbritches. I told him Sunday that I didn't realize how much he must have missed spending time with me until this weekend. He was an absolute pleasure to be around all weekend!

Friday afternoon we went to the Y to work out and since he got there before me I stayed a little longer while he went to rent us a couple of movies. We grilled some burgers and sat down to watch "The Sentinel" and "Final Destination 3" Both were pretty good but we laughed out loud at the way we change the fate of the characters on FD3. If you get the chance rent this movie just for that option. *G*

Saturday we went to help out at the church for a little while and then came home to shower and head out the Morganton Fall Festival. That's the great thing about living in the south in the Fall. There is always a fair or festival going on within driving distance. I had been wanting to go to the Festival since I heard that Billy Corrington was going to be there...can you say YUM? But I didn't think SB would want to get into all that crowd so I didn't say anything until he mentioned not wanting to do the "same old same old" When he agreed to meet my brother and SIL I was thrilled! We walked around and made fun of all the little signs and T-shirts we saw...."Save a Deer, Eat More Possum" that kind of thing. SB talked me into getting a characiture (sp?) made and even though the guy gave me big ears, a big nose and a fat lip, I was pleased with it! *L* I must tell you that even though Billy wasn't scheduled to go on until 9pm we got there at 5:30 thinking that would be plenty early....WRONG! We couldn't even see the stage! But I was determined to at least HEAR him sing so we sat through the opening act (Julie Roberts)until she started mutilating John Cougar Melencamp's "Hurt's so Good" We did wait around until 9:40 and when he still hadn't come on stage we left. No studly singer but I had a great time anyway!

Sunday was another nice day..started with breakfast w/ SB and then after church we came home for a nice relaxing stretch on the sofa until we went to practice softball. And before your jaw falls completely to the floor, no I wasn't playing but SB was so I came to take pics! Nothing better than sweaty tan men running around after a ball! *L*

SB was in such a good mood all weekend. So glad that my darling hubby is back!

Here's hoping is just not a short visit!

Thursday, September 07, 2006

I may lose a leg....

In the last 9 days I have been to the Dr. no less than 3 times. Something is wrong with this picture!
I hate going to the Dr. and now I have further reason. You all know that my family Dr. insists that I have high BP, well he did tell me Tues. that it was lower and that I am NOT anemic! YEAH!! Then he tells me the bad news....My sugar is a little high...not dangerous high and nothing that can't be fixed with losing a little weight. (Well, why I haven't I thought of that? GRRR)
And if that isn't enough, I have had these red spots come up on my legs...both legs...almost identical spot. I ask Dr. what he thought it was and he insists that I have been bitten by something (although I don't remember that happening) and he gives me an antibiotic to try for a week. Well I go back yesterday and the spots actually look worse! So he gives me a new prescription and tells me to come back next week and if it isn't any better then we'll have to try something else. I leave there with a diet plan, another scheduled appt., and red spotted legs. I go to CVS to get the prescription filled and when the cashier rings it up...all I can say is "HOLY SMOKES BATMAN!" really! That's exactly what I said! That crazy woman wanted me to pay $110 for 10 little pills!!!!!! And yes, I have Ins.....great Ins. in fact. The leg will just have to fall off! The nice cashier sensing that I don't want to pay that much says that I can call Dr. and he can recommend something else. Whew! Ok, I'll do that. Guess what? Dr. says this is best medicine..you need this medicine...(And no I don't know why he suddenly started talking in broken english) So, I have to use some of my cruise money to save my leg! At this point I'm thinking a peg leg would look cool sitting on the deck of the cruise ship...what do you think?

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Catch-Up

Today was a day of catching up.... caught up on my laundry, caught up on my dishes and most importantly I caught up with a friend!

I got a call this morning from a friend I hadn't seen in awhile and she asked me to go to a scrapbook store with her. Having never turned down an opportunity to shop I was ready to leave in 20 mins. No small feat considering I hadn't even had a shower when she called. ( I was catching up on the laundry & dishes remember!)

It was a very nice day. We did a little shopping and then headed for lunch! I had something called a Monte Cristo.....not my usual taste but it wasn't all bad (especially since it was free! *G* Thanks again Jen!). The best part about it though was hanging out with Jennifer! She is just fun to be around! We caught up on kids, work, and just nothing really, but it was great seeing her again. We are planning to get together again soon and I can't wait.

Have you been meaning to get together with a friend you haven't seen in awhile? Do it now! Call them before they get a chance to call you and hey if you can treat them to lunch! :-)

Friday, September 01, 2006

It's Friday!

Yeah! This week is almost over! *L*

Things around the Bay have been boring but peaceful. Sugarbritches and I have been getting along great. He seems close to being back to his usually charming self. We have spent quite a few of his days off together so maybe that was all it was....maybe he just missed me...aaawwww! Whatever. At least things are better! *LOL*


Went to Gyn. this week to get my final post-op check-up. He came in after the nurse had taken blood and asked me

DR."Did you forget to take your iron pills this week?"

ME: "What iron pills? I didn't know I needed to take iron pills?"

DR.." Well your anemic and need to be taking iron tablets twice a day"

ME: Huh? couldn't someone have told me that sooner?

So he tells me everything else looks fine, I'm healing great, he just wants me to go to my family Dr. and have a physical and get a multi-vitamin w/ iron ASAP

So, I call the Dr. I do not like (I'm just too lazy to find another one) and I go to his office yesterday. He thinks my Blood Pressure is high even though everyone who has checked it in the last 2 months says it's fine! My Avg. BP has been 127/75... he got 138/92! Almost 20 points higher than his own nurse. He said that everyone has good BP when she checks it. (My thought is that if she is consistently wrong....why is she still your nurse?) Anyway, after checking behind my eyeball to see if the supposed high BP is causing damage, he sent me for an EKG (normal btw) and tells me that he is going to do a more thorough blood test to see if I am really anemic or what. I am wondering if i should trust his results! *G*

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Sugarbritches is working this weekend so I am going to finish up some scrapbook swaps and watch a few movies. Just chill out. Things are going to be busy for the next few months so I am going to take advantage of the calm before the storm.


Hope you all have a great weekend!